Master Bedroom

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The Master Bedroom is, naturally, the largest and cosiest bedroom in the Manor. Its windows are relatively sturdy, with barely a whistle of winter winds making it through the cracks and crevices. A mighty oak four-poster bed occupies much of the floorspace, with delightfully soft sheets and huge and enveloping down-stuffed pillows, the kind of bed one could merely glance at and immediately want to take an afternoon nap on.

A spacious walk-in wardrobe can be found on one side, its many shelves and cupboards containing a wide variety of dapper headgear, mysterious masks, practical trousers, manly shirts, elegant jackets, sturdy boots and incredibly stylish accessories.

A door on the opposite side leads to the Master Bathroom, within which sits a bathtub of unfeasibly large volume and a huge collection of bath toys, from clockwork submarines and model paddle steamers to rubber duckies and frogs.