A Platter of Platypuses

A Platter of Platypuses is a 2013 compilation album from Professor Elemental. It was also released as a limited edition vinyl

Track listing
All compositions by Paul Alborough and Tom Caruana except as indicated


 * 1) "Cup of Brown Joy" - 2:44
 * 2) "Cup of Brown Joy (remix)" - 3:09
 * 3) "Everything Stops for Tea" - 2:13
 * 4) "Fighting Trousers" - 3:03
 * 5) "I'm British" - 2:58
 * 6) "Steam Powered" - 2:00
 * 7) "This is My Horse (Show Me Yours)" - 1:41
 * 8) "Cup of Brown Joy (instrumental)" - 2:43
 * 9) "Cup of Brown Joy (remix instrumental)" - 3:11
 * 10) "Everything Stops for Tea (instrumental)" - 2:13
 * 11) "Fighting Trousers (instrumental)" - 3:03
 * 12) "I'm British (instrumental)" - 3:00
 * 13) "Steam Powered (instrumental)" - 2:02
 * 14) "This Is My Horse (instrumental)" - 1:43
 * 15) "Cup of Brown Joy (acapella) - 2:29
 * 16) "Everything Stops for Tea (acapella)" - 2:00
 * 17) "Fighting Trousers (acapella)" - 2:52
 * 18) "I'm British (acapella)" - 2:49
 * 19) "Steam Powered (acapella)" - 2:02
 * 20) "This Is My Horse (acapella)" - 1:30

Vinyl Editions
Two vinyl editions were produced including a 150 unit run as a 12" EP with full colour sleeve and a 5 unit test press with a white label.