This is My Horse (Show Me Yours)

This is My Horse (Show Me Yours) is a song by Professor Elemental and the sixteenth track on the 2012 album Father of Invention. It was also released as a single for the album.

Single
This is My Horse was posted on Bandcamp as a single on 13 March 2013 with three additional tracks:

All compositions by Paul Alborough and Tom Caruana except as indicated


 * 1) "This is My Horse (Show Me Yours)" - 1:41
 * 2) "This is My Horse (Saddle Up Remix)" (Mr Simmonds remix) - 1:38
 * 3) "Massive Horse feat. Professor Elemental" - 3:21
 * 4) "This is My Horse" (Instrumental) - 1:43
 * 5) "This is My Horse" (Acapella) - 1:30

Lyrics
Well I'm up, I've got my pot

I've got my cup, I've got the lot,

I'm out for lunch, I've lost the plot

Look at my horse I'm riding and I may never stop!

She's got a mane, she's got a throne

Upon her back so here we go

Once again, well I'll be blowed

Look at the crowd let's stop and say hello

So many folks, I've met so far

Some lovely blokes who got me charged

Some lovely girls, a bit bizarre

I see my love out there wherever you are

Through estates where I make rap

The scary chaps who won't wink back

They find me strange, but now their trapped

In a cliché while I'm hitting like a willow cricket-bat

It's all game, so if you're bored

Of all the same then climb aboard

And we can see what we can see

Whether abroad over here or even over-seas

My lovely horse, my might steed,

I give my thanks, oh yes indeed

For helping me see what to be,

On my horse as free as I could ever be

I'm on a horse, I've got a horse, I ride my horse, I like my horse

My lovely horse is not your horse

Can't have horse not a horse that's even like my horse

It is my horse, its got four legs, it is a horse,

I ride it around, because it's a horse, that's what you do when you got a horse

And that's very much what I got

I got a horse, a lovely horse, a pretty horse, a pretty horse...

Music Video
A video featuring the Glamour Horse Remix, produced in Chap Rock style by Rapscallion, was directed by Moog and posted to YouTube on 25 October 2015.

Trivia

 * On 24 July 2020, in the midst of a global pandemic, the Professor posted a video of his alter ego riding a toy horse in a park, referencing this track, during a fit of quarantine madness. It was delightfully entertaining.