Animal Ice Cream

Animal Ice Cream is a song by Professor Elemental and the ninth track on the 2012 album Father of Invention.

Lyrics
Ice cream, lovely ice cream

''Ice cream! Delicious ice cream''

I'm riding, rolling in an ice cream van

Customised and stolen from a nice old man

Amusing animals on the side in spray paint

Primarily tagged to make sure it stays quaint

And attracts the attention of passing children

And passer-bys passing outside their building

I'm ready and willing to sell unusual items

I'm wearing an outfit you might describe as frightening

Badger faces, mostly just the eyes

As you can easily imagine, they mostly look surprised

My coat is made of Labrador, I play domestic matador

The great suburban hunter, anti-animal ambassador

And I sell a chocolate mole

And screballs without bubble-gum, instead I switched to vole

Have you ever really tried a kitten in a Cornetto

Or a vanilla pigeon drenched in amaretto

They're perfectly preserved, some even have the fur

How about a lamb-based lolly now for madam or for sir

I'm glad that you concur and no I don't have any ninety-nines

Just a stick insect and you can check the price is mighty fine

Typing signs, advising rhymes, you can try my lizard lime

Like to see you try to find a finer ice cream, give it time

Animals in ice cream, best believe I made the best

And if I'm low on stock, then I take the neighbor's pet

[Scratches]

I-I-ice cream

Animals in Ice cream

Lovely

I-I-ice cream

I take the neighbours pets

You can try my Lizard lime

Vanilla pigeon

Badger faces

Chocolate mole

Ice cream

The best

Ice cream

Hurry up and get a scoop before it's gone.

And you can get a scoop

I-I-ice cream

And you can get a scoop

Ice cream

Hurry up and get a scoop before it's gone.

I-I-ice cream

Song Themes
Deviancy, Horror