Stables

Few parts of the Manor have been remodelled, modified and rebuilt more than the Stables. Originally built to accomodate horses and carriages back in the days before steam power and bottled lightning, they also housed a kennels for dogs and a substantial hayloft.

Over the last two hundred years they have been abandoned, burned down, rebuilt as a vehicle workshop, imploded, rebuilt as a slightly bigger workshop, and served as a wildlife sanctuary. It currently serves as a badger stables, badgermingo choir rehearsal room, and gardening tools storage. An extension to the side is home to some of the Professor's more successful, less voracious animal hybridisations which over the years have included the owltoise, chimpangoat, donkeypede, lobsterroos (delicious with Béarnaise sauce), batraffes and marmoquin. Nobody is quite sure where the camelion and tigoose are at present but they are, the Professor assures visitors, probably quite harmless.