Greenhouse

What greater relaxing activity can there be for a gentleman of leisure than to potter about a bit in the garden, take tea in the shed and feel the nurturing moistness of Nature's soil under one's fingernails as one attempts to bring forth new and unusual plant life into the world? Originally designed and constructed by the Professor's father, this iron-and-glass marvel of civil engineering has housed rarities from across the world, hosted exotic parties for royals and given life to fantastic new cultivars of flowers and fruit. Its glory days, however, are behind it now, with cracked glass panes and algae-green puddles on the concrete floor, its heating systems long since seized up.

Unfortunately, owing to a slight miscalculation with a new formula of liquid plantfood, visitors should not attempt entry to the greenhouse without a full set of plate armour, a machete and a packet of throwable sausages.